breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
Amazing Avengers art by the awesome tuxedos.deviantart.com.
The artist also has a tumblr account: thetuxedos.tumblr.com
I think her Clint is my favourite ever. Had it as my phone background for ages.
kitten wiggles ears while eating
i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life
Frozen Honest Trailer (x)
bad lip reading
motherfucka you gay
This actually always made me really upset
I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.
This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.
If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.